The Tourist Get Into The Taxi And Says. . .

Tourist : Send me to the town, now!! I'll give you RM50. Okey?
Driver : Isyh! Mana ada aku lokek.
Tourist : Okey or not?
Driver : Aduyai, malas lah nak ambek note.
Tourist : What are you talking about?
Driver : Ape? Nak cari "roundabout". Jaoh lah!
Tourist : Haa??
Driver : Kau ni selekeh lah, nak sendawa pon agak-2 lah.
Tourist : Don't you want to send me?
Driver : Oh, kau nak pergi makan mi.
Tourist : If you don't want to send me to the town, now!! I'll get another taxi.
Driver : Kesian jugak, rupe-2nya bini kau yang sexy tuh sakit taun, aku turut simpati.
Tourist : Sir, can you send me to the town?
Driver : Ape? Encik sakit taun?
Tourist : What? Can you send me to the town, now?
Driver : Tadi kata sakit taun, ni kena panau pulak?
Tourist : I have to find a bulb?!
Driver : Kurang ajar!! Kau cakap aku lembab?!!
Tourist : Why are you angry?
Driver : Selambe kau je suruh aku belanja kari!
Tourist : No! Sir, i have to hurry?
Driver : Kau ajak aku kahwin lari? Taknak lah, ape kau ingat aku gay keh?
Tourist : I'm sory. This is not what i meant.
Driver : Kalau nak kahwin sangat, kahwin lah dengan driver lori taw, tuh kan yang kau ingin.
Tourist : Okay, fine! Just send me to the nearest bulb shop.
Driver : Ko ingat aku kaye nak belanja kau chicken chop!

#Haha, aksi yang paling kelakar ^^ Korangg jangan pulakk jadi macam driver tuhh. Harhar :'D